Executive Assistant to the CEO of ISI® Elite Training – Master of Organized Chaos Wanted 🚨
Let’s cut to the chase: we’re looking for a unicorn. Not the kind with sparkles and fairy dust—the kind who can manage schedules like a Tetris champion, herd cats (we mean people) without breaking a sweat, and juggle 47 things at once while still smiling. If you’re someone who thrives in the madness, has a sixth sense for follow-ups, and genuinely loves serving at the highest level, keep reading.
This is not your run-of-the-mill Executive Assistant job. You won’t just be sitting in the background taking notes and sending calendar invites. Nope. You’ll be the Founders’ right-hand person , the glue that keeps everything together, the planner, problem-solver, accountability enforcer, and occasional therapist (kidding… kind of). Think of it as part assistant, part business partner, part magician.
Why This Job Is Freaking Amazing
What You’ll Be Doing
Who You Are
What You’ll Get Out of This
Here’s the Bottom Line
This is a rare opportunity to step into a role that’s challenging, rewarding, and downright exciting. If you’re the kind of person who gets a thrill from organizing chaos, loves holding people accountable (without being a jerk), and thrives on serving others at the highest level, this is your moment.
And if this quote makes you want to stand on a table and cheer, we definitely need to talk:
"Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers… Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."
If you’re bold, funny, detail-obsessed, and ready to make a difference, apply now. Seriously, don’t overthink it. Bonus points if your application makes us laugh or leaves us thinking, “Damn, this person gets it.”
The clock’s ticking. Are you in?
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